“Tango Alpha Charlie One Niner, can you repeat please? Over.”
“Yeah…zzzt….this is Tango-A..zzzt…-arlie One Nine….we’ve been taking some…shit.[BOOM]..flack. We need you to clear…zzzt…a path for an inbound hot landing.”
“Can you divert to Echelon base One-Niner?”
“Negative–Negative…..zzzt…fuel line compromised…leaking hydraulics”
“Okay One Niner. Calm down. We’re looking for alternatives now…..”
“Roger Command.”
“One Niner, we think we found a safe landing zone. Please hold. Over.”
“Holding…but….zzzz…or long!!”
“Head bearing 130, 2 clicks south of your position. You should see a black…I repeat…African American… teenage girl with no shame. Proceed to land on her head and await emergency crews.”
“Okay Command…We see her hea…zzzztt…[BOOM] now. We’re taking her in and gonna land this bird. Over”
“Roger TAC One Niner….God speed!”
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